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The Teachings of Cinc-Shrekism

Shrek is love, life, and God. Have you ever noticed that no one was born before 2001? That's because there was no Shrek. Shrek gave the universe life. The only difference between Shrekism and Cinc-Shrekism is that Cinc-Shrekists have the most sincere hope for Shrek 5 - It's Not Ogre. We have a belief that once Shrek 5 is released, our souls are saved, and once we die, we go to the Shrine of Onions. Thank you for reading, and Shrek loves you. To learn more about Shrekism, click here.